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Friday, February 12, 2010
Secret Agent Trainer: This is your test to become a fully pledged secret agent. Male: Yes sir! S.A.T: In that room is your wife. Take this gun and shoot her. Male: What?! S.A.T: Do as your told and you'll pass the test. He takes the gun and goes in. Half and hour passed and no sound is heard from the room. He finally comes out. sweaty and teary. Male: I'm sorry sir i just couldn't do it. S.A.T: This is your test to become a fully pledged secret agent. Female: Yes sir! S.A.T: In that room is your husband. Take this gun and shoot him. Female takes the gun. S.A.T: Do as your told and you'll pass the test. She enters. After five minutes, Six gun shots were heard. Followed by screaming and faded into silence. She exits the room with blood all over her. S.A.T: What happened? Female: The gun had no bullets. So i had to use the chair and my fist to beat the crap out of him. I successfully killed him though. haha. i thought this joke was funny. it shows deadly women are. i honestly feel sad that we lost the game. However i am still proud of the team because i know they played fair. I used to dislike Springfield. Now i officially hate Springfield i know i'm not suppse to blame anyone for our loss but i can't stand it. 1. Biased scorekeeper. (the score keeper was from Springfield 2. Biased referee (he was afraid of the Springfield coach so he favored them instead of playing fair.) 3. Sportmanshit filled coach of Springfield. (noisy bastard) 4. Bus driver keeps getting lost ( So they didn't get to warm up and practice, the same thing happened with bukit merah.) I'm going to train hard to beat the crap out of them next year. Oh one last thing to say! hehe my post is so mean today. For that i apologize. But, people who can't wear bikinis shouldn't try them on and model them for the world to see. That was seriously weird, i didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I'm not saying i can pull it off. So i don't wear bikinis either. All the more they shouldn't. Happy Valentines! And Gong Xi Fa Cai i think. |
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